Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33448) - you deserved it (2959)
On 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by blackcarnation - United States (Connecticut)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd…
bastard also deserved itToday, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to…
shove a potato in it..
#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 11:21pm by blayzie420
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+58 | 7
Well that blows.
#4 - On 12/22/2013 at 11:23pm by vixsin
+35 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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