Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.
TheNewMirage 10
Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!
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Comments (58)
khaoticpanda 28
Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.
Kamon97 23
Normally I wouldn't think a box of tiles would do much harm but **** 50 pounds? I hope your foot isn't too bad now >.
junkman6 22
Think about what tile is. It's usually stone or ceramic, not counting cheap linoleum, even one tile can leave you in pain if you're unlucky enough to be under it.
Ambient25 25
"I don't normally drop what I hold onto myself, but when I do, I make sure no one was looking". Seriously though I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a tile to the knee.
khaoticpanda 28
*Tile to the foot
Ambient25 25
I was referencing Skyrim.
khaoticpanda 28
I was trying to be funny ;(
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well you all suck at it!
ashalayx 13
PERSON ABOVE ME, YOU MADE ME GIGGLE
alicespoons 17
Ouch, same thing happened to my mother. How's the foot?
JocelynKaulitz 28
I'm assuming it won't be feeling all too pleasant at the moment.
whiteboy896 9
How was your mothers foot? There's your answer.
\ 28
This also happened to us before. Except it was in a bathroom stall and it was a heavy backpack full of really expensive books.
TheNewMirage 10
Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!
mrlopez 13
Saying this is like it's more appropriate to have more heavy things fall on one's feet than on the floor. Tiles can be bought. A broken foot equates to a doctor's visit and heaven forbid a limb breakage
AshaaFerreira 22
Oh my this has happened to me before! I hope you went to the hospital and that your okay now. Fast recovery OP
emmingle 24
I want to know what happened to your foot! I've done this with a bench before, and while I didn't break anything, the results weren't very pretty. Good luck in recovery OP, be more careful next time! :)
superrocket19 17
that had to hurt so badly I can't even imagine =[]
IllestRated 17
Don't push your self man
olpally 33
I've done that before... :/ hope you didn't break your foot!
iAlissa 34
My friend did this exact same thing with a lighter load of tiles and he smashed three of his little piggies. I'm hoping they didn't land too awkwardly on Op's foot; broken toes/feet aren't a fun at all
JessMac9000 16
Thats gotta hurt , its a good thing you didn't need to buy new tiles also.
tipsy2013 24
just put your best foot forward and move on and tile that floor :)