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Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45053) - you deserved it (4615)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Maybe you should give him "the talk"

#1 - On 12/19/2013 at 1:11pm by SimplyBird

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Well, the only way you can thank him is by dressing up as a panda and accompanying him to work. Have fun OP

#16 - On 12/19/2013 at 1:16pm by darwinism

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