Today, I caught a man standing on my porch, urinating on my house. I called the cops, who informed me that because my porch isn't fenced off, it's not trespassing, and because it's private property not visible from the street, the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

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  • He's still damaging your property, so he could be charged with vandalism or a similar offense.

    #3 - On 12/17/2013 at 6:07am by wouterkz

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  • At least your house won't smell like pissy lavender.

    #4 - On 12/17/2013 at 6:07am by EpticSoMassive

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