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Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (4119)

On 12/16/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by dazed and confused - United States (Florida)

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So maybe start a new band? If they don't appreciate you then they don't deserve you.

#1 - On 12/17/2013 at 12:39am by CaptMurdock

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Are you the drummer who kicked someone out for being ugly?

#8 - On 12/17/2013 at 12:42am by junkman6

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