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Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I'm so sorry OP, seems like your dad needs to think before he goes mudslinging

#1 - On 12/12/2013 at 6:15am by EternalTime

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Sorry about your dress OP, and the clumsy thought of your father. Make sure when the cake is served to "accidentally" drop yours on him.

#2 - On 12/12/2013 at 6:16am by Ambient25

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