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Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44640) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Can't you just go by 'Lily' instead?

#3 - On 11/28/2013 at 8:22pm by iluvpeanutbutter

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Maybe you'll find your frog prince there.

#1 - On 11/28/2013 at 8:19pm by metallica_wins

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