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Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML
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I'm so glad my parents don't care about that kind of stuff. Can't she see your runny nose and realise its getting cold?
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Friday 5 February 2016