Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML

by Thors_Hammer9999 / 11/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • I'm so glad my parents don't care about that kind of stuff. Can't she see your runny nose and realise its getting cold?

    #1 - On 11/23/2013 at 5:49am by Mauskau

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  • You're mom's being kinda nosey.

    #5 - On 11/23/2013 at 5:50am by DenBriZel

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