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Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4065)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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are you sure its not sentient?

#2 - On 11/20/2013 at 1:03pm by killuhand

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I don't blame you, those things are terrifying. Fyl.

#3 - On 11/20/2013 at 1:03pm by XxAnnie23xX

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