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Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43769) - you deserved it (2981)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

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Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 5:05pm by ElricMustang

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Mother: You're a goody two shoes!
OP: Yes, mum.
Mother: Your mum's a skank.
OP: Right you are, mum.

#2 - On 11/15/2013 at 5:07pm by DocBastard

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