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Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?
Mother: You're a goody two shoes!
OP: Yes, mum.
Mother: Your mum's a skank.
OP: Right you are, mum.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015