Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

by mummer11 / 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

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  • Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

    #1 - On 11/15/2013 at 5:05pm by ElricMustang

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  • Mother: You're a goody two shoes!
    OP: Yes, mum.
    Mother: Your mum's a skank.
    OP: Right you are, mum.

    #2 - On 11/15/2013 at 5:07pm by DocBastard

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