Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Dogfished
Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!
JacobyEllsbury 6
I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.
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Comments (89)
fluffywaspluka 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did you cook the ear?
JacobyEllsbury 6
I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.
MaryJaneUSA 4
What is with all of these horrible comments...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I 'ear you! They sound so mean!
Zimmington 21
If he's smart he's on his way to present the ear to his lady love like the great Van Gogh
mattrd_fml 31
frying is a method of cooking...
krmc82 13
Yeah because everyone wants to eat an ear
Zimmington 21
Ears are all cartilage. No calories or protein. A dog would enjoy it though.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The lobe has meat.
ohSNAPyall 27
If you want to give the dog a taste for human flesh.
Zimmington 21
69- Ofcourse I do! Then I can use it to attack my enemies.
mkymouse90 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dog fishing you can get dogs and fish petsmart.
rocker_chick105 31
I'm sorry, what?
Wizardo 34
Not sure if confused as shit or invented new arcade/pet adoption game...
Zimmington 21
#2- aren't you tired of getting thumbed down on every FML?
davidpropert 32
English good grammar well
ballettillidie 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe now he will listen...
Eleanor6141 11
what?
7savored9 2
you tried but no one got it/horrible joke
Zimmington 21
I'm sure most of us got it. We're not laughing but we got it.
Welshite 40
Next time go for catfish, although the dogfish may have scared those away.
Welshite 40
I'm actually laughing at these votes on all the comments. We have an uprising, people! Beware the revolution! *awaits to be buried*
mario2012 18
I don't understand why this is getting thumbed down. Obvious joke is obvious.
Wizardo 34
I think the anonymous FML members collective finally had enough I guess, counterattack time, thumbs everything up.
NelaGacic 20
Well at least he caught something :)
thehumanlyhuman 7
So many buried... Just stop the comments
False_Stupidity 42
Ahh, but #5 isn't buried. Your comment on the other hand...
The_FN_Gunny 13
Next he's gonna go for the crotch. RUN OP RUN
Dom_Olivares 12
Welcome to Jackass.
HowieDoIt 21
Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!
Zimmington 21
Congrats on being the only comment not buried or on It's way to being buried. Well done!
thatADHDdude 21
What's up with all the awful comments?
kenyalovesarah 11
interesting idea there. however maybe op, you could try more of a safer bonding activity next time. feel better
JulianaBlackburn 19
Better than the entire ear, I suppose
mvc3ftw 17
Be careful or he'll go after your millionth dollar next.
MichellinMan 20
That's funny! ITS THE ******* HOLOCAUST OF FML COMMENTS! WE MUST LLEEEAAAAVEEE!!