Dogfished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 191
You deserved it 4 432

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Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

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fluffywaspluka 7

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I'd hope not. Everybody knows that ears are much better when fried.

What is with all of these horrible comments...

Zimmington 21

If he's smart he's on his way to present the ear to his lady love like the great Van Gogh

Yeah because everyone wants to eat an ear

Zimmington 21

Ears are all cartilage. No calories or protein. A dog would enjoy it though.

If you want to give the dog a taste for human flesh.

Zimmington 21

69- Ofcourse I do! Then I can use it to attack my enemies.

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Wizardo 33

Not sure if confused as shit or invented new arcade/pet adoption game...

Zimmington 21

#2- aren't you tired of getting thumbed down on every FML?

ballettillidie 8

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you tried but no one got it/horrible joke

Zimmington 21

I'm sure most of us got it. We're not laughing but we got it.

Next time go for catfish, although the dogfish may have scared those away.

I'm actually laughing at these votes on all the comments. We have an uprising, people! Beware the revolution! *awaits to be buried*

I don't understand why this is getting thumbed down. Obvious joke is obvious.

Wizardo 33

I think the anonymous FML members collective finally had enough I guess, counterattack time, thumbs everything up.

Ahh, but #5 isn't buried. Your comment on the other hand...

Next he's gonna go for the crotch. RUN OP RUN

Dom_Olivares 12

Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

Zimmington 21

Congrats on being the only comment not buried or on It's way to being buried. Well done!

interesting idea there. however maybe op, you could try more of a safer bonding activity next time. feel better

JulianaBlackburn 19

Better than the entire ear, I suppose

mvc3ftw 17

Be careful or he'll go after your millionth dollar next.

MichellinMan 20

That's funny! ITS THE ******* HOLOCAUST OF FML COMMENTS! WE MUST LLEEEAAAAVEEE!!