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Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her "God damned fucking cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.
Wow, who pissed in her Cheerios?
What, too soon?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015