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Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her "God damned fucking cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (3709)

On 10/26/2013 at 2:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

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The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.

#3 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:25pm by username53001

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Wow, who pissed in her Cheerios?

What, too soon?

#11 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:39pm by DocBastard

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