Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?
#1 - On 10/07/2013 at 6:20am by oj101
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I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?
#2 - On 10/07/2013 at 6:20am by junkman6
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