Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44973) - you deserved it (7544)
On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Sleepy head's life also sucksToday, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he…
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Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?
#1 - On 10/07/2013 at 6:20am by oj101
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+269 | 30
I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?
#2 - On 10/07/2013 at 6:20am by junkman6
+175 | 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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