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Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen.
Or axe murderers.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015