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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked.

Either that or you're a two-timing whore.

#6 - On 09/12/2013 at 8:37pm by DocBastard

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well then ._.

#1 - On 09/12/2013 at 8:34pm by GamerGriffin

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