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Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38878) - you deserved it (7390)

On 09/05/2013 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Rules are rules buddy

#1 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:28pm by lonewolf621

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I know it sucks, but if he makes an exception for you he'll have to make one for everyone else. Maybe you could carpool with a classmate?

#5 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:31pm by strawberrywine22

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