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Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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On 09/01/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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Are you positive he's not just doing that to make you want to make the sandwiches yourself?

#1 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:39pm by Hypertudism

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That is seriously disgusting. I really hope you said something to him.

#3 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:40pm by Ranimal

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