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Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (32147) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/30/2013 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonyme (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Maybe it was a sign for you to quit smoking.

#1 - On 08/30/2013 at 12:44pm by CallMeWindSock

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Joke's on him! He took the ricin cigarette.

#11 - On 08/30/2013 at 12:49pm by HowieDoIt

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