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Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (43884)

On 08/25/2013 at 8:50am - misc - by jameen - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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How hard did you try to zip it so that there was no way to get out other than to be cut out? YDI

#4 - On 08/25/2013 at 1:01pm by sarah6786

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And the reaction you were trying to get from him is...?

#3 - On 08/25/2013 at 1:00pm by Windv

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