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Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (15098)

On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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How could you not feel her boobs..?

#1 - On 08/24/2013 at 1:20pm by Micayla

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That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

#2 - On 08/24/2013 at 1:20pm by yankfan89

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