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Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34457) - you deserved it (26843)

On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O

#3 - On 08/16/2013 at 2:47am by mzrobinson

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Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.

#1 - On 08/16/2013 at 2:46am by mydadpulledout

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