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Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by selfesteemloss (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

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Was it one of them awkward moments where he spoke Spanish but you could understand every bit of it?

#2 - On 08/11/2013 at 3:53am by RedFox29

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It always grinds my gears when I hear about people dumping others via message. Tell them in person if possible. Sorry to hear about the touchy subject being brought up. At least you'll probably never see them again.

#3 - On 08/11/2013 at 3:53am by DividableByZero

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