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Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48810) - you deserved it (4327)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Well you at least got ham

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 10:16am by abbyycarper

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She obviously isn't a baker, but she sure is baked!

#6 - On 08/08/2013 at 10:20am by Crazafon

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