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Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41561) - you deserved it (8027)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by no, don't save me or nothing (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Tell the officer what happened! Don't take the punishment for someone else's stupidity!!!

#1 - On 08/04/2013 at 8:18pm by inkdeath87

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If he bumped into you twice, I hope you at least got call his information or at least his license!

#3 - On 08/04/2013 at 8:20pm by Mideoyeo

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