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Today, I found out why we've had to replace 3 washing machines this year. My sister thinks that "huge capacity" means "load the washing machine until no more clothes will fit." It blows the motor every time. She's 31. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 5:26am - misc - by kilamo80 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Wow! She's a special kind of stupid isn't she? Make her read the instruction manual next time. Jesus.

#1 - On 07/27/2013 at 12:59pm by olpally

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So does she fill her mug with coffee till it's overflowing? She's 31, it's time to grow up. Make her pay for it. She will understand real quick what the problem was

#4 - On 07/27/2013 at 1:01pm by Pstraka6

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