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Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13021) - you deserved it (49354)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

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