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Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
He's looking out for your future. What a great guy.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015