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Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (2577)

On 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm - misc - by suspicious (woman) - United States

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You can report cat breeders on Facebook? Who knew.

#5 - On 07/05/2013 at 3:08am by redbandit9877

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Either increase your privacy settings on Facebook, start removing "friends," or just deactivate your account. Social networking sites always seems to screw you over in the end.

#4 - On 07/05/2013 at 3:06am by chanellgymnast

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