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Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50891) - you deserved it (3612)

On 06/28/2013 at 11:51am - misc - by me - United States

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That's odd. You are probably beautiful either way, though.

#1 - On 06/28/2013 at 1:02pm by miss_mercy

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Look at this way,

YOU LOST 30lbs!
If I loose like 3lbs I break out into like this mini celebratory dance .
End up stuffing my face full of food and gain like 6lbs -.-

#6 - On 06/28/2013 at 1:05pm by ItsAnanya

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