Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

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  • She's just looking out for the health of your baby.

    Now that you can't consume your alcohol, your mom just wants to remove it from your home for safety's sake. You are blessed to have a mom who will "take one for the team!"

    #3 - On 06/25/2013 at 6:09am by perdix

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  • Evil grandmother: check. Alcohol fueled lifestyle: check. Beginnings of a Disney film: check. Now for the plot to unfold.

    #2 - On 06/25/2013 at 6:09am by Wizardo

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