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Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
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Doesn't he have a set of "laundry day" clothes like everyone else? Mine feature a superman undershirt and a pair of spiderman undies..
OP here. Dude was obviously on drugs, incoherent, and, again, naked. When the police arrived, they found his clothes in a pile outside of my door, along with a crack pipe. I was with my disabled mother, and I was not opening that door.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015