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Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML
Turn on the sprinklers/hose.
Or get a dog to chase him off.
or get the police to haul him off, whichever's the most amusing.
Call the police, if he's on your lawn it's trespassing. Who knows what else someone that mentally unstable will do once he thinks you're asleep.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014