Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
hama806 19
Sibling rivalry at its worst.
PrincessLiLi_fml 7
I have to say, though, the sister just proved their mom's point.
MuseFan1991 14
to be fair, the parents said 'one of the best', not 'the best'. they could have meant the sister's another one of the best. it's not necessarily favouritism
jarrettd 27
I think the ps3 comes with 90 day insurance.
jarrettd 27
Only if new. Crap.
SynysterNero 20
Favoritism isn't implied here. The mom said "one of" meaning his sister was another one of their best projects.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Braking something like that is just wrong... But look at your sister's point of wive... No kid likes to her that their second best or second favorite. I feel bad for you sister. But braking your stuff was wrong.
HKCgrimmjow 15
:( why the ps3... WHAT DID THE PS3 EVER DO TO YOU!!! * cue spotlight crying with smashed to bits ps3, sitting helplessly on the floor in a heap*
stanjohnson 11
Mom said OP was one of their best projects, not "THE BEST" project. I'm sure Mom thinks Sis is another of their best projects.
daradara_fml 4
in this moment of crisis, you should stand by your sister. empathize, forgive, forget. best of luck.
doodieman 9
No, not OP's fault.
EvilManiac13 13
Dude what the f**k?
timelessone 16
I don't see the issue here the ps4 will be out in a few months. Save your money.
xlord 27
ummm... most people can't afford/ waste money on buying a console as soon as it comes out.... and seeing as consoles are no longer backwards compatible, old consoles are still valuable. Heck, we still play Mario party 2 on the n64 cause its that awesome :D
Pwn17 25
@13 That really doesn't justify what his sister did.
timelessone 16
I didn't say it justified her actions, I think its messed up what she did, but if he had enough money to purchase a brand new console or even used, and your right about the ps3 retaining its value, then he should have saved up until the new one came out.
timelessone 16
and 16, I still play the original super smash bros. on 64 ;)
Bakarra 22
It doesn't say if they're still artists or not, but if they are, nobody in that house has enough money to reimburse OP for his PS3... lol
timelessone 16
agreed.
emilyjgraham 34
Plus, the fact that it was a week old suggests that there's a possibility OP had been saving for quite a while for it.
Mahtari 19
PC master race
Zebediabolical 45
13: My 360 died a couple weeks ago and it took me a week to get around to replacing it. I won't buy the XBONE or the PS4 until it's been proven for at least two years, anything else is basically paying top dollar to get into a wide-scale beta test. Remember the Red Ring o' Death on the 360's that plagued it for a year? Yeah.
UnluckyGenius 21
The Red Rings weren't an error. They are a way to tell you what type of issue your xbox is facing. 1 flashing red light being a small issue like power cable or hdmi cable not being properly plugged in. I forget what 2 or 3 meant. I got 4 flashing lights (Full ring) which meant that the console overheated was completely wrecked.
Zebediabolical 45
Three rings was a hardware failure that required service. That was specifically nicknamed the RRoD. Other lighting combinations did indeed indicate other problems.
Genociiide 15
the ps4 sounds like its going to suck Ass. I like my ps3
Rababco 29
@100 my brother kept getting the red ring of death, I think it would overheat and stopped working. He had to keep sending it to get fixed (there was still a warranty) this happened on and off for about a year. Turns out, having it in the cubby beneath the TV didn't give it enough ventilation so he started placing it on an end table, hasn't had the problem ever since.
MoidixMois43 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Am I the only one who doesn't get this fml?
SuperDanielNL 23
You are, now run off and have a cookie
lilhellian 27
Parents favors op, sister heard it, broke ops ps3.
Bakarra 22
The mom and dad, who were artists, complemented OP by saying he was the best project (like an art project) they've ever made. OPs sister, being jealous, made her case for being the best child by thrashing a $400+ PS3
lengi123 18
I thought it said "one of the best"
strawberrywine22 30
PS3s are no longer near $400. The more expensive ones are maybe $250 if that. Still, OP's sister needs to control her temper.
Jharrist89 12
Smh..
KawaiiCupcake 14
I think this person is not old enough to on be here...!!
spekledworf 18
I'm glad you explained thus because by "artists" I thought OP meant **** stars and by "project" he meant accident. I need to stop reading into things too much.
Alihb 16
with tax it can get up to about four hundted, depending on the starting price
teotsi 28
Depends on the place you buy it.
blackfox123 13
Yep
SirMichael 13
I guess she proved that she's not one of their best.
ChristopherM_fml 16
Yeah, maybe OP realizes why he is the favorite.
PenguinForDinner 16
Still a pretty shitty way to realize it though. Hope the parents make OP's lame sister replace the console.
SuperDanielNL 23
At least they could have had the decency to keep that silent.
TisAPenguin 16
Idk why you got a thumbs down for that, so I gave you a thumbs up to counteract it lol. I agree. There was no reason for the parents to even bring that up.
emilyjgraham 34
But they said "one of" so the sister has just made the assumption that she's not one of the other projects. She's a brat.
happylappy 21
And she wonders why she's not the best "project"
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
zandalee 20
She needs to learn not to be so jealous and to respect your stuff. Insist that she either pays to get it repaired, or buys you a new one.
landon_loe11 16
I'm just wondering why OP is just now getting a PS3.
emilyjgraham 34
56, not everyone can afford one when they first come out. It's a possibility that OP waited for it to come down to a certain price before purchasing it.
Bakarra 22
Man she's really making a case for why she's the best child right here...
NigWaffle 4
go **** that bitch up.
SlapAndTickle 20
I really hope you don't have any siblings and/or kids.
RadeonDerp 24
#14- I was just thinking that. If anyone ever smashes my stuff.... oh. Just don't get me started.
NeDaroft 5
PS4's coming out, jokes on her. don't get the Xbox one, it'll be watching you.....