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Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47379) - you deserved it (3391)

On 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm - misc - by H1dd3n (man) - United States (California)

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I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!

#1 - On 06/02/2013 at 4:37am by Mirorbo

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Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat

#7 - On 06/02/2013 at 4:41am by pistachiopanda

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