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Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 7:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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Are you the same guy that "accidentally"sent a nude picture to his best friend? You really need to check the person you're sending the message to.

#1 - On 05/28/2013 at 3:33pm by SkoomaKi

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Am I the only one who double checks the name or the number of who I'm texting before I send it?

#2 - On 05/28/2013 at 3:34pm by TrueTriage

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