Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML

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  • Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

    #1 - On 05/25/2013 at 1:37pm by friedchickenpie

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  • To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

    #83 - On 05/26/2013 at 4:32am by Cristoforo

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