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Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (12095)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

#2 - On 05/14/2013 at 10:18am by iKojack

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You caught his eye atleast!

#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 10:18am by TypoH

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