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Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42817) - you deserved it (12873)

On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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We'll be your friends. The Internet is huge.

#2 - On 05/09/2013 at 3:44am by Sekkaichi

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Get a cardboard cut-out of Emma Watson and go shopping with her. Done.

#5 - On 05/09/2013 at 3:46am by Pwib

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