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Today, my boyfriend and I stressed out preparing for our one week holiday. We packed for the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by Tickettoride (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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I never understood people who stress about going on holiday. For fuck's sake, just throw some shit in a bag, get on the plane, and enjoy yourselves!

#2 - On 05/04/2013 at 10:04am by DocBastard

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Taking punctuality to a whole new level.

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 10:04am by oj101

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