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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60382) - you deserved it (9125)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I cunt see what the problem is here.

#3 - On 05/02/2013 at 10:49pm by rg350dx

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I did nazi that coming...

#4 - On 05/02/2013 at 10:49pm by norge83

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