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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 863
You deserved it 10 426

Top comments

Ashtray1 4

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

aliyourpally 12

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

Comments

OP your wife got that from the new MTV show Girl Code

chowE_fml 4

Exactly. I was pondering the thought of where I had just heard this from. This isn't a real FML. Better luck next time OP

aliyourpally 12

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

kryxen 14

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rg350dx 29

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rg350dx 29

Do you just wait for FMLs about vaginas and post the same comment on them?

rg350dx 29

Either the heroin's kicking in or it got removed. Filthy tricksters. Making me look like a nutjob

This from the guy who made a " ****" pun

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Twat is the problem with that 65?

rg350dx 29

No need to snatch up the chance to cliticize my puns, 65. It would seem you're an eager beaver when it comes to muff-ling my humor but I refuse to postpoon my comments about the female genitalia.

when you hear things like this its usually the guy who does it. I am glad there are some women like this out there

generalasskicker 12
karen1991 15

Sooo do u have to salute it?

Two finger salute. Sometimes three.