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Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38883) - you deserved it (5617)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

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Maybe you planted a seed of thought!

#1 - On 04/28/2013 at 4:19am by nephilim241

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At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.

#3 - On 04/28/2013 at 4:21am by Despereaux

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