Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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Top comments
uiskibum 12
well.you can still say that you got to party with some.hot girls.
jtthegr8 26
Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.
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jtthegr8 26
Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.
becca717 7
Agreed^^ besides, that stuff probably only happens in movies...
Voij 16
Have to agree with #1 here. Furthermore, I kinda don't agree on the "obviously, I said yes" part in this FML. Or am I alone in thinking that if a bunch of hot girls pull up next to a single guy, then there might be something fishy about them asking him whether he wants to party?
JenkJenks 6
You'll have to excuse my friend he's a little slow, the town is back that way.
jamnglamgirlie 17
I agree with #1. If any stranger, let alone an auto full of them, offered me anything I would say no.
QuinnyZebrass 11
20- Don't worry, we'll catch our break too. Just gotta keep our eyes open :/
uiskibum 12
well.you can still say that you got to party with some.hot girls.
wlddog 14
It sounds like an awesome surprise party to me. You didn't have to plan it,,, lots of hot girls were there,,, there was all kinds of excitement and party food,,, and you still had time to go home and shower before your evening plans kicked in.
Meenah_fml 4
Hey, you're pretty lucky. Some guys are into that.
doit4ah15 10
.......you know you know some odd guys
adam3650 12
..... I think you're confusing guys with pigeons.
Megan639 16
#24 That made me laugh really hard for some reason...
narkill 13
Well, you could say that was one hell of a time.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn. From party poppers to party poopers.
perdix 31
Sounds like a good start! Did any of the girls want to clean you up? Bow-chicka-bow-bow!
Koravel 10
So, I hear you like to party. Allow me to give you a party like which you are accustomed *throws random shit on you* you are welcome
Axipiter 24
No.
Wizardo 34
Beware of gifts from bitches...
ChenEighty 20
There should be a third button for FMLs that are just plain funny.
howdeedoo 22
Sounds like you had a blast