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Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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It doesn't matter how many illegal things he was doing. Anything seen or any evidence was taken illegally and you cannot be prosecuted through it.

#3 - On 04/25/2013 at 10:10am by sabrina1212

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I bet if he passes that joint everything will be fine!

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 10:09am by steve31789

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