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Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

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When Africa's food is better prepared than ours.

#1 - On 04/21/2013 at 4:11am by Musicsthecure

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Bitch please, I've lived in Africa the majority of my whole life without catching major illnesses, contrary to popular belief, there are places on this continent that are clean and safe -.-

#3 - On 04/21/2013 at 4:12am by LudicMonster

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