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Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.
That's when you let loose a longer and more forceful string of swears.
"Bitch I just fucking fell and sprained my goddamn ankle and cracked a fucking rib! How bout you not be a snobby piece of shit and get your fatass to a phone to call me an ambulance, you cunt!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.