Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

    #1 - On 04/20/2013 at 6:13am by oicu812xD

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  • From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

    #4 - On 04/20/2013 at 6:17am by Palirose

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