Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hebron, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
Palirose 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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oicu812xD 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
DerrickJames 33
Or he was nervous? This was his first date after all.
Ambient25 25
First dates are always so awkward. At least he made it to the movie with her, and she didn't leave as they stood in line lol
homeboyangst 17
He didn't say they went to the movies, #12.
NoFlippinWai 24
Precision (sp) is not the same as accuracy.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Good lord! When's the funeral?
twinkiefeets 17
That's not so bad. Just laugh it off.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
Agreed, it happens don't sweat this stuff
zandalee 20
Unless of course he had to rush her into hospital... :$
license2chill 5
Depends on how hard OP poked the girl's eye, and the girl's reaction to it.
MuseFan1991 14
i got elbowed in the face on my first date. i suppose it's a way of breaking the ice
Palirose 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
katamine 17
I was on the receiving end of that a while ago. I couldn't stop laughing
scta 13
Was your picture taken right after it happened?
Airman1988 9
Smooth Operator
quontag 15
I stroked my girlfeiend's hair back once and she melted. It works if you don't screw it up. Or it could just be little 12 year old girls....
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, with the way things turned out, he's more like a Smooth Criminal than anything.
MathildeDamm 17
Just laugh it off. If she dumps you because of that, she is not worth it.
sirpantselot 22
Indeed. I've done the same thing OP and we ended going out for two years. Not a deal breaker!
mcrepas 19
And she was blind to the whole master plot of yours... Tragic.
icemand90 17
wasn't, is now...
mcrepas 19
Touché my friend
Wizardo 34
And that's when you kiss her eye and then her lips to 'make it all better', if you know what I'm saying ;)
AshaaFerreira 22
You should teach classes on how to be smooth on first dates! Or write blog that's a thing now a days
Wizardo 34
Yh and lesson number one is to never tell other people how to find their own mojo, they have to discover it themselves...
oj101 33
Great relationships always get off to a bad start. When your date sees you at your worst without scaring them off, things can only get better. Your bond always strengthen when foolishness/vulnerability is shown.
clueless05 12
I knew someone who crashed their date's car on the first date and they ended up getting married
EsotericBrent 29
^ That's awesome, and really considerate of the date after that much cost
botanistjessica 24
Who lets someone drive their car on the first date?
Jharrist89 12
Don't go for round #2. Fail....
TheNewGuy03 29
Why?