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Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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On 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm - misc - by bhnja_ (man) - Philippines (Mandaue)

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"We're cutting you from the team because you're too good." Sounds legit.

#1 - On 04/18/2013 at 9:50pm by Julianne_sings

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Maybe you were just making all the others on your team look bad ;3

#2 - On 04/18/2013 at 9:50pm by Mademoiselle

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