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Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by WearingSomethingStringy (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Ah, Starbuck's logo is a mermaid spreading her legs. I'm sure they anticipate this kind of stuff.

#1 - On 04/10/2013 at 3:32am by FreshPie

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Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

#4 - On 04/10/2013 at 3:46am by Bakarra

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