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Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Ah, Starbuck's logo is a mermaid spreading her legs. I'm sure they anticipate this kind of stuff.
Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...
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Monday 3 August 2015