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Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23056) - you deserved it (5741)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Cement, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

#15 - On 04/03/2013 at 1:08pm by HowieDoIt

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You seemingly deserve it, possibly. I'm almost certainly persuaded that it's possible that you may or may not have been in the wrong, or something in a shade of grey. Maybe

#8 - On 04/03/2013 at 1:03pm by Pleonasm

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