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Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36947) - you deserved it (2439)

On 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by jll14 (woman) - Malaysia (Sabah)

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The fuck?

#2 - On 03/31/2013 at 9:19pm by abbttmc

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Mom: Don't exercise either. I'm only going to feed you cake from now on.


Actually, that doesn't sound so bad.

#5 - On 03/31/2013 at 9:21pm by NoorFML

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