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Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Soph (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Why would you be a vag expert just because your dad is?

#1 - On 03/26/2013 at 4:23am by Ponponpon

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Maybe you could've pointed that out during the lecture?

still fyl though...

#5 - On 03/26/2013 at 4:25am by Selphis

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